Funny advices on marriage
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.
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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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One GOOD way to REDUCE cigarettes/Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY (you will be cigarette free after marriage…)
